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Hey, i'm obsessed over too many tv series and i'm still crying over the death of fictional characters. i'm working on my third chin and through my mid life crisis, Enjoy
Posted on 19th Oct at 5:39 PM, with 46,434 notes
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

Posted on 19th Oct at 5:38 PM, with 272,480 notes

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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Posted on 19th Oct at 5:35 PM, with 611,397 notes

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

Posted on 19th Oct at 5:34 PM, with 719,434 notes

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Posted on 19th Oct at 5:29 PM, with 98,682 notes
SEND ME A NUMBER
1: i'd bang you against a wall
Posted on 19th Oct at 5:28 PM, with 311,719 notes

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
Posted on 19th Oct at 5:28 PM, with 435,293 notes

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Posted on 19th Oct at 5:25 PM, with 122,208 notes

sehunno:

I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like

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"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME" 

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Posted on 19th Oct at 5:24 PM, with 36,492 notes

shisnojon:

how come threesome porn always start off the same like

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