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Hey, i'm obsessed over too many tv series and i'm still crying over the death of fictional characters. I'm also having my midlife crisis at 17 and i'm constantly thinking about my inutilty in this world. Enjoy
Posted on 27th Aug at 7:48 AM, with 1,410 notes

helen-bottom-farter:

i hope our generation will figure out a way to put gifs on toombstones

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:45 AM, with 652,932 notes

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:45 AM, with 290,036 notes

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:44 AM, with 636,387 notes

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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Posted on 27th Aug at 7:44 AM, with 528,130 notes

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:43 AM, with 34,281 notes

officialwhitegirls:

at what age do i have to stop being a sarcastic asshole

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:41 AM, with 47,367 notes

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

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